This Page Is Dedicated to Mrs. Fune!

Have you ever wanted to compliment somebody on their awesome mustache but didn't know the right words to use? Well, The Pistachios can help!!!!

Here's what you need to say:
YOUR mustache is looking amazing today!

YOU'RE really rocking the handlebar mustache style!

THERE are so many reasons that you mustache is the best!

THEIR mustaches really suit THEIR face shapes!

THEY'RE starting a mustache trend!!!!

"Who would like to come buy man fertilizer with me?" inquired Mom. "My friend and ME!" I replied cheerfully.

My mustache and I are the best of friends!

That 'stache of yours is looking GOOD!

You always get your mustache trimmed and styled so WELL!

Could a mustache ever be TOO fluffy? No,

Am I allowed TO touch YOUR mustache?

Those TWO girls over THERE have mustaches! Impressive!