This is a fan website for The Pistachios, a club within my school for people with mustaches. Mustaches are obviously the coolest form of facial hair, but they are so much more than just facial hair. I suggest that you grow a mustache if you even want to dream about being in our club. If you don't have a mustache.... sorry, but you can't be in this club! We grow mustaches every Thursday and all get them styled the same way. There are five members in this club, Grace, Rebecca, Ivy, Dr. Wheat, and Ms. Noonan. I'm Rebecca and I came up with the name of the club. It's called the Pistachios because it has "stach" in it which sounds the same as "stache." Some people think that it is called the Mustachios, but really it is not. I hope that this website encourages you to grow a mustache because my english teacher said that mustaches are the key to a good life. SO TRUE!!!!! We <3 mustaches, you should too!