How to Grow a Mustache
Here are the steps to growing a mustache:
1. Go to Walmart and go to the personal care section
2. Look through the aisles and search for "Man Fertilizer," a product marketed by Grace ( Ask an employee if you need help!)
3. Apply man fertilizer generously to upper lip and leave on overnight ( VERY IMPORTANT: Put it on right before bed)
4. Go to sleep and dream about mustaches
5. Wake up and see the results! You should have a fluffy 'stache that all the kids will be jealous of!
Wasn't that simple? See, it's easy, so DO IT!!!! You won't regret it. Man fertilizer retails for $12.79, so it is very affordable to all!
Copyright 2012
The Pistachios
1. Go to Walmart and go to the personal care section
2. Look through the aisles and search for "Man Fertilizer," a product marketed by Grace ( Ask an employee if you need help!)
3. Apply man fertilizer generously to upper lip and leave on overnight ( VERY IMPORTANT: Put it on right before bed)
4. Go to sleep and dream about mustaches
5. Wake up and see the results! You should have a fluffy 'stache that all the kids will be jealous of!
Wasn't that simple? See, it's easy, so DO IT!!!! You won't regret it. Man fertilizer retails for $12.79, so it is very affordable to all!
Copyright 2012
The Pistachios
